I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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