When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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