Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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