On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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