i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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