i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
