My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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