I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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