people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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