I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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