69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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