wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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