Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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