How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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