Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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