there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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