Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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