yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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