i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I haven't been this sober since birth.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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