we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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