i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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