We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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