How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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