Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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