we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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