My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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