WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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