DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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