We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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