Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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