Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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