I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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