and my herpes radar will keep us safe
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I'm really busy with my period
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