Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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