Where did you get a picture of my penis
someone get that fucking seahorse.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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