My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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