another moral hangover. fuck.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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