Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
