This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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