i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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