that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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