I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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