I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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