he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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