is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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