Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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