Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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