i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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