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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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