Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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