You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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