So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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