then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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