don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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