im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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