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you win
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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