So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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